We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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