just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I think I have vodka in my lungs
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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