Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
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Who did Billy Mays play for?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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