careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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