In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I cannot find my penis.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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