my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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