Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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