Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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