I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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