yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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