Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
