if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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