have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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