In the future we'll all be gay
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
There's always time for handjobs
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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