on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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