I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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