her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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