idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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