I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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