Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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