Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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