Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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