and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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