didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
