I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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