it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We had sex on a dog bed..
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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