? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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