My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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