i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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