One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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