My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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