I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just cropdusted the office
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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