do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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