we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Please. i have SOME standards
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E