i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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