We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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