In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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