we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i out mim tonsoeep
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