woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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