...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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