so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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