I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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