He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
The adults are the big ones right?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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