i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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