bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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