We're like a lot better than the average bears
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Fuck appropriateness.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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