it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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