Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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