I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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