so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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