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i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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