When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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