I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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