Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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